Orient Bay got a big write-up in the Mexico News Daily

The dr in Spanish tells me to "take off your shirt and lie face-down."

Google says: "Go get a panther tattoo at the airport."

Yeah, a few more years...

My favorite was when they translated, "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak," from English to Russian and then back again. It came back as, "The wine is good but the meat is bad."

Of course, this was quite a few years ago. If you try this with Google translate now, it handles it perfectly. We are getting there!