airport customs

Let's hope it doesn't become as creepy as TSA.
Every time I go through the American rape-scanner they
Tell me my gluteal cleft lit up and they need to grope my ass.

Those scanners are the scammiest scanners ever. For me it's my left shoulder. Every. Damn. Time. I don't believe they actually detect anything.

Then there was that one time I heard the words that literally sent a chill up my spine "sir, you have alerted in the groin area".

I traveled a lot for my work, so I have had many occasions to learn to fear and absolutely loath TSA.