ApreZIHando Lo Bonito

SHHHHHHHHHH Keep it secredt don t scare away the $$ tourists $$

Keep what a secret? Are you referring to the fact that people are dying from Covid? That's not a secret. Well, I guess it is a secret to the anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers who believe that Covid is a hoax.

"I WANT MY FREEDOM! I WON'T WEAR A MASK! I AM NOT GOING TO LET THEM JAB ME IN THE ARM WITH A MICROCHIP! ALL THE FOLKS WHO HAVE GOTTEN THE VACCINE WILL DIE WITHIN 2 TO 3 YEARS!"

This is too close to home for me. My niece literally believes this crap. I told her, "This is going to be a great opportunity for you if you don't get Covid and die beforehand. In 2 to 3 years, you will be able to have your pick of any house in any neighborhood that you want!"

Actually, I have been thinking. I think I like this "The Gov'ment is taking away my personal freedoms!" rant. I mean, think about it. Why do we have to wear clothes? It's my constitutional right to walk around naked, right? It says it right there in the 69th Amendment! Also, as an added benefit, I will be helping many people who are always trying to lose weight. One look at me au natural and they will lose their appetite for at least two days.

Also, why can't I drive drunk? Huh? What's wrong with that? I should also be able to throw large metallic objects from the 23rd floor of skyscrapers and watch them crash below! It's my right! If anyone is hurt, well, that's their problem. They are losers!

And why can't I own machine guns and flamethrowers or a bazooka or dynamite or even a tank?! What's wrong with all you LIBERALS, anyway?! Bunch of snowflakes worried about the general welfare of society! Your kind make me puke!

... ooops! My apologies. I got carried away. Time to get back to work ...