Guilty conscience?

Sometimes when I read one of your frequent and lovely odes to your wife, that you're atoning for some trespass, like forgetting a birthday perhaps.

My only "guilt" comes from stealing a Mexican treasure and making her mine. And falling in love with this community that I feel compelled to defend against greedy politicians and thoughtless visitors who all seem to want to cut down what's left of its natural beauty and pour more damn concrete!