Jalogüín

Yep , that is all there is to it. Well unless you can get your GF to do the sex nurse outfit and leave the party early.

Teens - Sneak out of bed to go to a party. Leave early to get back into your own bed.

20s - Go to a party. Stay late, hoping to be able to get into some else’s bed.

30s - Go to a party. Hope to be able to leave early with someone who wore a sexy nurse outfit and get into their bed.

40s - Get the kids into bed. Go to a party. Come home early so you don’t have to pay the babysitter a premium.

50s - Hear theres a party. Stay at home and keep checking to make sure your kids are still in their beds.

60s - Go to a party. Try to sneak out early to get into your own bed.

70s - Go to a party. Don’t have to leave early. A “Celebration of Life” is always in the afternoon.

80s - The party is at your place. The nurse isn’t sexy, but you are glad they are there, just in case they are needed.

Time for some classic Woody Allen:

Interviewer: "Do you hope to achieve immortality through your work?"

Woody: "No, I hope to achieve immortality by not dying."