Golf simulator

And I've been ignoring it forever.

A guy goes to a physician and is diagnosed with hypertension. The physician asks, “Do you golf?” The guy says “No, I never have.” The physician says, “I recommend you take up golf.”

A year later the guy is back at the physician. “Did you follow my recommendation?” The man replies that he now golfs twice weekly. The physician does the medical examination and finds the guy’s blood pressure is completely healthy.

The guy is curious and asks, “If I had already been a golfer, what would your recommendation have been a year ago?”

The physician replied, “I would have recommended you stop playing golf.”

E-flat walks into a bar, takes a seat. The bartender walks over and says, “Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

They get worse.