¡Arriban ViZIHtantes!

Looking like a non citizen makes way more careful here.

Interestingly, we have been in two or three social situations (think opening reception for our dentist for one) where he has been present. Every time he has latched onto us as if we were the greatest people out there, and we just smile, nod, make the occasional comment and then walk away and say nasty things about him to each other. Bet if he knew we have three dogs he'd leave us alone!