Orgullosamente Mexicano

I also am always sure to remind her that I will pay for her plane fare, hotel accommodations, and food when she wants to accompany me on my next visit to Zihuanatejo. So far, she has not taken me up on my offer. Pity.

I'll take u up on that offer, I could B your grandfather!

Ah, that would make you approximately 115 years old, give or take a few years. Of course, you could have been one of Jeffrey and Donny's friends on the Magic Island and your "massage therapist" was all of 14 years of age. Then you might be a young 96.