Vacation report-Part 2

... most Canadians are avoiding the US right now if they can.

Ah, c'mon! It's not so bad. I mean, just because our president is a morally bankrupt, white supremacist, cruel, corrupt, vindictive, lying, thieving, narcissistic, sociopathic convict with a taste for young girls, that doesn't mean you shouldn't come visit the States. I mean, we have been the best of allies and brothers and sisters for over 200 years. (You have forgiven us for the War of 1812, yes?) Of course, you might get deported on a cargo plane packed with other unfortunates bound for a South Sudan death camp prison. But hey, it could be worse, right? At least you don't have to change his diaper. The Invertebrate Republicans do that for him as they stoop to kiss his arse.

God help us. God forgive us.