Looking for a barber

Some days ago I was walking up Cinco de Mayo and noticed a shop, so sat down to get a cut. The stylist had a very short mini skirt, lots of makeup and big dangling ear rings. Not a bad view as "she" finished up the guy ahead of me.
Then I heard "her" speak. Mans voice. I looked a little closer. hmmm.
Oh well, you never know. The haircut was fine.