Crazy Lay Z

It was so hot last evening that it was hard to sleep, so we were tossing and turning around midnight when we heard someone drumming on a car out in front of our window. When we looked outside we saw what appeared to be a young tall thin tourist woman in a red dress and white blouse attacking every car that went past her. She never uttered a sound. Just smiled and did a snaking dance and even some gymnastics in front of cars, then she would stand in front of them and beat on the hood and push against the vehicle. A taxi driver quickly hit reverse and tried to get away from her, but he didn't get far. It was almost like watching a faena and she was the toreador. A couple of cars snuck past her though she apparently broke the mirror loose from one. Then she got on the hood of a truck who stupidly hit the gas then braked hard, throwing the girl to the ground. She could've been killed. There's always an asshole in the crowd. By then she had lost the red skirt and part of her blouse. She kept dancing and attacking cars to the point where she lost her blouse and most of whatever she had tied on over her thong undies, still smiling eerily. When a couple of police came walking down the street she took off running, leaping like a gazelle. Pedestrians were laughing by this time, though we felt bad for the girl. I suspect she had saved some special drug for her vacation in Zihuatanejo and it got the better of her. Unless she was mute it was odd that she never uttered a sound. Only frowned when the one truck threw her to the ground. Definitely one of the strangest things to happen at night in front of our home for a while. And certainly more interesting than the usual noisy and belligerent drunks. Hope she makes it home okay. She's going to be sore today, that's for sure.

Meanwhile, the sun also rises...