Even Viagra Can't Fix This

It was inevitable. Hard to resist doing something with that, uhm, "gun". I was hoping for a more creative and whimsical act of intervention. But some intervention was inevitable.

It pains me to see the statue vandalized because like many folks I think it is a marvelous work of art by a talented local sculptor, even if it is poorly located. But what truly surprises me is that even with the Marinos right there supposedly on watch throughout the day and night they didn't apparently see anything. That's not how I used to stand a watch!