Dangerous Tourists

The other day some U.S. or Canadian tourists leaving the Hotel Viceroy gave a bag of "candy" to the awaiting taxi drivers. It turns out the candy was laced with a yet undetermined intoxicating substance. Some speculated it was pot, others that it was LSD. Everyone's calling for a formal investigation including requiring the Viceroy to reveal the names of the guests.

Personally I consider this a particularly reprehensible act since several taxi drivers had to be hospitalized, and it was only a stroke of luck that no one was killed while driving when the effects kicked in.

Whoever did this will most likely be prosecuted. I hope you're reading this and that you're worried, as you should be. Crap like this ain't funny.