Proper grammar would be “Fewer airplanes”, not “Less airplanes”.

The word is “Canucks”, not “Canuks”.

And even those with minimal intelligence would know that walls don’t keep out airplanes.

Less airplanes! Build a wall to keep Canuks out!!!

Can we assume this post was meant to be a joke? I certainly hope so. If so, in my humble opinion, it is a joke in very bad taste, Sir.

"Waiting for middle class tourists" is how that translates according to google although I figured it out on my own. Most tourists are middle class so what are you waiting for?

Given that the French "espérer means "to hope", I took Zihuateco's post to mean "I hope they're middle class tourists."

I guess your dog isnt a pocket dog that fits in a carrier under the seat. Are there airlines that do and how much extra do you pay?

He is 10 kg, so too large for under the seat.

Back when Alaska Airlines had decent connections from Vancouver I took pets back and forth to Zihuatanejo in the hold. AS didn’t permit them in the cabin. The cost then was nominal.

Then I stopped flying AS. WestJet permitted in-cabin, but not in the hold, and my cat enjoyed time in the sun.

Now, my only option is AeroMexico flying ZIH->MEX->YVR. The cost per animal varies by season and has been between US$230-$280 one-way.