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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Drink up, Shriners!”—George Carlin</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 02:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmac</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>all this talk is making me thirsty</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 02:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Casa Juan</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hola<br />
I also like a good rum. 7 year old Havana Club is my fav.  Keep in the freezer.Yum</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 01:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like Margaritas but I also like very good rum...Bumbu is my favourite but I couldn't find it on my last trip.</p>
<p>So what is a very good rum there?</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 01:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Altona Stu</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But you are masking the flavors that the distiller has worked hard to,achieve. I think you can be less stringent about brand choice when you’re making a mixed drink than when you are drinking a spirit “neat.”</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 01:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmac</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>You would never use “perfectly good tequila” in a margarita.</p>
</blockquote><p>What's the point of drinking &quot;bad&quot; liquor? I like mojitos and planters punch, but only with the very best rum.</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 00:26:24 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ZihuaRob</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hola<br />
I use the cheapest mezcal I can find for my margis</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 00:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>victorio</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You would never use “perfectly good tequila” in a margarita.</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 23:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmac</dc:creator>
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<title>A Cute Margarita (reply)</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went for drinks after work one day in Canada. A coworker, knowing my extensive time in Mexico,urged me to have the Margarita at the place saying, “<em>They’re so cute</em>.”</p>
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I responded that one never ought to think of a Margarita as being cute. “<em>One should respect a Margarita and perhaps fear it a bit.</em>” I ordered a Manhattan.</p>
<p>Someone else ordered a Margarita. It came as a glass of some liquid that was glow-in-the-dark green, complete with a green umbrella. </p>
<p>I felt like I had dodged a bullet. Maybe a rubber bullet, but a bullet nevertheless.</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 18:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Little Guy</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Some of you might enjoy my latest post at One Man's Wonder about my quest here in Zihua for an &quot;honest&quot; margarita.<br />
<a href="https://www.onemanswonder.com/2026/03/margarita-walks-into-bar.html">Margarita Walks Into a Bar...</a><br />
<img src="images/smilies/cocktail-glass_1f378.png" alt=":cocktailglass:" title="cocktail glass" /></p>
</blockquote><p>I guess I just don't see the attraction to ruining perfectly good tequila. <img src="images/smilies/vacation.gif" alt=":vacation:" title="on vacation" /> <img src="images/smilies/stirthepot.gif" alt=":stirpot:" title="stirring the pot" /></p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 17:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ZihuaRob</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And I will look for a planter. ????<br />
Kathy</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 17:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That's almost exactly how I order my Margarita. I will try your way tonight. ????</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 17:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DickK1</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, what's the punch line? Let me guess...</p>
<p>A margarita walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks if his father was here about an hour ago. The bartender replies, &quot;I don't know. What's he look like?&quot;</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 12:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Padrino</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some of you might enjoy my latest post at One Man's Wonder about my quest here in Zihua for an &quot;honest&quot; margarita.<br />
<a href="https://www.onemanswonder.com/2026/03/margarita-walks-into-bar.html">Margarita Walks Into a Bar...</a><br />
<img src="images/smilies/cocktail-glass_1f378.png" alt=":cocktailglass:" title="cocktail glass" /></p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 04:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>JeffMN</dc:creator>
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