? Any chance of a hot tub somewhere on Playa La Ropa ?

Do you actually pay to stay there CD? Among your 12,000 + facebook followers someone should know about:

http://www.spa-solmar.com/services.html

Laura is (unlike most massages on the beach) trained and certified and she uses top quality products. We highly recommend her for out-calls. Slightly more than the beach but you get what you pay for.

Correction - sometimes you get stuff for free without doing anything.