Lawyer

by Padrino ⌂ @, San Diego, California USA, Monday, March 15, 2021, 09:16 (60 days ago) @ ZihuaRob

Please, stop recommending lawyers with ethics problems, people.

Isn't that one of the requirements for lawyers, to not have any ethics?

Q: How do you know it's really cold?
A: The lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only two. The rest are all true stories.

Q: What do you know when you see three lawyers buried up to their necks in concrete?
A: They ran out of concrete.

(Some of my best friends are lawyers. Really. As bad as lawyers are, remember that before lawyers, we settled our disputes with swords or pistols at dawn. I will pay the lawyer so I don't have to be shot at. Cowards run in my family. It's nothing new. Four hundred years ago, Shakespeare had one of his characters say, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers". However, the character may have been saying that to imply that if we kill all the lawyers, it will help destabilize the society, so they can take over the throne. Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.)


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