Bernie
We first met Bernie Nofziger years ago at the Shiva Bar, where La Porteña is now. His business card listed a Lebanon, OR address, although he often mentioned a town called Sisters, in Oregon.
On the front, his card has a Mr. Magoo figure, and says "I spent most all of my money on women and booze. The rest I just wasted. Now, I am on a low fixed income. Need Help!"
On the back, it says: "By accepting this card you have agreed to buy Bernie a drink of choice."
We saw Bernie and Sherry when we were down in December. He still had his hat....the rattiest straw hat ever.
When we're down in a couple of weeks, we'll have that drink Bernie. RIP
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