No Es Una IluZIHón

I married a pescador - no need to get up early to see him! Ha!

Speaking of pescador and esposas, please forgive me for the following but it is one of my favorite stories:

A hard-core fisherman would go out to the lake on Saturday morning no matter what the weather was. Nothing would stop him. One day, the weather was particularly nasty. In fact, it was downright dangerous. Fierce frigid winds, freezing rain blowing horizontally, and chunks of ice in the water to be avoided were all convincing our hero that maybe, just maybe today was not the best day to be on the water.

So he gave in. He hauled his boat out of the water and made his way home. After getting out of his weather attire, taking a shower, and climbing back into bed, he rolled over and whispered to his wife, "Dear, you just can not believe how bad the weather is today."

Groggy and without looking up, his wife sleepily responded, "And can you believe my husband is out there on the lake in that stupid boat?"