Airline Consistency

Little Guy,

I respect your opinion on these Romulo-Klingon practices.
But let me ask you, have you ever seen an airline get all anal
about "personal item" vs "carry on" dimensions at the gate, as you board, splitting hairs over semantics?
With a 100 dollar penalty? That's what's going on here. These are policies in direct opposition to intergalactic law I learned in field commission as an ensign and posted to advanced training near galaxy Rijel 7. I seriously hope I don't have to get Scotty to beam me up tomorrow, in public, or call Geraldo.