Water shortage

Red and blue stickers on all!

Red and blue stickers on all wouldn’t help. “Is this red and blue sticker on the tap for hot or for cold?”

Red or blue stickers might help. But then partisan Americans would either be scalding themselves or using tepid water because they would refuse to use one of the taps!

As an aside, when people ask whether I have hot and cold running water I tell them, “No, I have hot and tepid running water.”