Adiós a FlosZIH

I've always thought it was poor taste to wear, in Zihua or in any foreign country, clothing that identifies my national origin. But it sounds like I should dig out my old Canadian flag t-shirt. Or maybe get one printed that says:

NO SOY GRINGO

In 2017, when the morally bankrupt, cruel, vindictive, corrupt, lying, narcissistic, pussy-grabbing, white supremacist Dictator Wannabe first defiled the White House, I went to our popular and talented tee-shirt shop in Rosarito and asked if they could make a tee-shirt with "Lo Siento Mucho - No Voté Por El Pinche Trump." The assistant said, "Oh, Señor, we have something mucho mejor for you!"

He showed me two images that they could put onto tee-shirts.

I ordered three of each. They were a very big hit in Mexico. Wore them everywhere I went. People would often stop and ask if they could take a photo of the tee-shirts, sometimes posing with me. The nightly Lottery folks down by the Cancha got a kick out of them. I was always careful to not wear them crossing back in the States. However, one time I forgot that I had one on -- Uuups -- but thankfully, the CBP agent roared with laughter. He loved it!

In 2020, I gave them to the meseros at my favorite (now defunct) restaurant on La Madera.

Before my next bombing run to my favorite place in the Universe, I need to buy more. I think I will forgo the El Maligno in favor of El Pendejo exclusively. That one was much more popular.