The Real Terrorists

I dare you to wear your red MAGAt hat around town, especially to a restaurant where I can guarantee you'll get special ingredients added to your meal. You like to talk the talk, but I suspect you're too much of a coward to actually walk the walk.

Please let me know which restaurants will tamper with their patrons’ food and I’ll gladly not spend my money there.

Pay close attention. Rob said if you wear your MAGAt hat to a restaurant, chances are any red-blooded Mexican will be happy to spit in your food .. or worse. On the other hand, I recommend asking one of the local tee-shirt shops to create a few tee-shirts with graphics such as the ones below.

These are guaranteed to attract well wishes and requests to have your photo taken with locals.