Margarita Walks Into a Bar...
by JeffMN
, Minneapolis MN USA, Monday, March 16, 2026, 22:28 (61 days ago)
Some of you might enjoy my latest post at One Man's Wonder about my quest here in Zihua for an "honest" margarita.
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Margarita Walks Into a Bar...
by Padrino
, Rosarito/Zihuatanejo, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 06:31 (61 days ago) @ JeffMN
So, what's the punch line? Let me guess...
A margarita walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks if his father was here about an hour ago. The bartender replies, "I don't know. What's he look like?"
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by DickK1, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 11:09 (61 days ago) @ JeffMN
That's almost exactly how I order my Margarita. I will try your way tonight. ????
Margarita Walks Into a Bar...
by DickK1, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 11:12 (61 days ago) @ DickK1
And I will look for a planter. ????
Kathy
Margarita Walks Into a Bar...
by ZihuaRob
, Zihuatanejo, México, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 11:33 (61 days ago) @ JeffMN
Some of you might enjoy my latest post at One Man's Wonder about my quest here in Zihua for an "honest" margarita.
Margarita Walks Into a Bar...
I guess I just don't see the attraction to ruining perfectly good tequila.

Margarita Walks Into a Bar...
by Timmac
, Steilacoom, WA, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 17:59 (60 days ago) @ ZihuaRob
You would never use “perfectly good tequila” in a margarita.
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by victorio, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 18:21 (60 days ago) @ Timmac
Hola
I use the cheapest mezcal I can find for my margis
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by ZihuaRob
, Zihuatanejo, México, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 18:26 (60 days ago) @ Timmac
You would never use “perfectly good tequila” in a margarita.
What's the point of drinking "bad" liquor? I like mojitos and planters punch, but only with the very best rum.
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by Timmac
, Steilacoom, WA, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 19:24 (60 days ago) @ ZihuaRob
But you are masking the flavors that the distiller has worked hard to,achieve. I think you can be less stringent about brand choice when you’re making a mixed drink than when you are drinking a spirit “neat.”
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by Altona Stu
, Altona, Manitoba, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 19:26 (60 days ago) @ ZihuaRob
I like Margaritas but I also like very good rum...Bumbu is my favourite but I couldn't find it on my last trip.
So what is a very good rum there?
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by victorio, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 19:39 (60 days ago) @ Altona Stu
Hola
I also like a good rum. 7 year old Havana Club is my fav. Keep in the freezer.Yum
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by Casa Juan
, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 20:01 (60 days ago) @ victorio
all this talk is making me thirsty
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by Timmac
, Steilacoom, WA, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 20:45 (60 days ago) @ Casa Juan
“Drink up, Shriners!”—George Carlin
A Cute Margarita
by Little Guy
, Tuesday, March 17, 2026, 12:10 (61 days ago) @ JeffMN
I went for drinks after work one day in Canada. A coworker, knowing my extensive time in Mexico,urged me to have the Margarita at the place saying, “They’re so cute.”
I responded that one never ought to think of a Margarita as being cute. “One should respect a Margarita and perhaps fear it a bit.” I ordered a Manhattan.
Someone else ordered a Margarita. It came as a glass of some liquid that was glow-in-the-dark green, complete with a green umbrella.
I felt like I had dodged a bullet. Maybe a rubber bullet, but a bullet nevertheless.

