PoZIHblemente un Loco Enamorado

They always said........... "don't drink the water".

Back before water was available in garrafones, we always boiled it, though there was a brief period when we didn't even do that and just strained it through a cheese cloth before making coffee or oatmeal with it. But I don't recommend that.

Before my first time living here in '74 I'd been warned not to get mixed up with the local girls because their brothers and cousins wouldn't look favorably on a gringo messing with their female family members. I really tried not to. I was on my best behavior. But then I met Lupita...

'get mixed up with the local girls '?
I always found that was the best way to learn the language...