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So now I'm banned and so upset.

Be of good cheer. To me, this seems like a God send for you. You can explain to people that you are banned from Faceplant. "Sorry. I can't keep up with your daily postings of what you had for lunch today on Faceplant anymore. They banned me." You are free from that tedious waste of your precious time on this Earth. Congratulations!

If indeed you are distraught and really want to return to that social experiment in how to bitterly divide our country for fun and profit, the suggestions for how to start again seem plausible. You might want to use a VPN to hide your IP address along with the other suggestions. (IP = Internet Protocol.)